You may wish to prevent the annual scourge of mitten loss by attaching them to what we Canadians call, with characteristic sensitivity, “idiot strings”, a long string running through the sleeves and across the inside of your coat, with a mitten attached at either end. The thing (though not the word) was a clever invention of the Inuit, for whom losing a mitten would be a serious problem indeed.
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Friday, November 18, 2011
Kittens and Mittens
You may wish to prevent the annual scourge of mitten loss by attaching them to what we Canadians call, with characteristic sensitivity, “idiot strings”, a long string running through the sleeves and across the inside of your coat, with a mitten attached at either end. The thing (though not the word) was a clever invention of the Inuit, for whom losing a mitten would be a serious problem indeed.
What! Found your mittens
ReplyDeleteYou good little Kittens!
Then you shall have some pie And then they put on their mittens and ate up the pie and then they washed their mittens too, in the version in old, yellowed nursery rhyme book of my childhood. With choruses of meows, of course.